Heck yeah dont be jello of his fine sexiness and that you my friend are as ugly as this pimple on my chin *shows pimple*.
you want him?
you really really want him?
well you can't fucking have him! he's mine. my coolest secsyest guy friendthat is, so HA. Naa he's pretty damn cool and you'd be lucky to know him or be 'eclipsed in the long shadow that is cast by his accomplishments'. (liek that series of unfortunate events reference there?) which if i'm not mistaken, was the first book i remember him reading after knowing him. Lemony Snicket's a series of unfortunate events book five i think, well the one about the Elevator.
We met in mrs. Tot's class and we've had some pretty good times there. like the time he and that stoner kid raided my bag O.o or when he went through his whole voice recorder thing and i felt like a fucking celebrity since i had to say tenticles to it, or attempt at the dolphin laugh, which by the way was only successfully completed ONCE. There was the whole thing before sophomore year when he, vicki and i were on a three-way call and his phone died and he and vicki had a race to call me first. he introduced me pretty much to vicki in the first place who became one of my best friends for a period, he fueled my addiction to soda pop and cussing, helped develop my signature character Sepptember who wouldnt have been as successful in my mind without the help of riley's character Rylen. He even, if unknowingly, helped me win the Whidbey Island Writer's Association Scholarship, this being because my submission was a memior about him, i think the judges just had it out for riley :) Riley, if unintentionally, helped me feel good about myself and helped me learn who i was and what i needed in life to be happy, as a result of Riley i changed my outlook on life and learned to my surprise that I am beautiful and I am a pretty cool person myself. Riley also gave me one of the most special nights of my life to date (only rivaling with two others) HELL NO we didnt have sex -_-" naaa he took me to my sophomore homecoming and even though my dress was ruined due to a pepsi accident *shakes head* It was still one of the most fun and awesome nights of my life mostly in part because of riley :)
If You ever want to know this kid, its a pretty good idea. he can be a complete dillhole about 73.4 percent of the time, but he's always got ears and eyes to listen to read your problems, even if he cant offer advice worth a crap half the time. He will get pissed if you expect him to write notes back to him, but he's still a good writer. We will laugh at retarded shit like 'tots' or about dookies on stairs, or he might fall down stairs once in a while and still make you laugh about it. He might listen to the same Dane Cook CD with you a freaking million times, or if you write a book together he will probably write like one paragraph to your five pages and blame it on your large handwriting, or even laugh at some stupid hampster launching game or kick your ass at every msn game ever....
But he's probably one of the coolest, funniest, smartest people i know and he doesn't even realize it. I sometimes wish he could see what an amazing person he is :) I'm so happy to have him in my life again even as my best guy friend. I think if i never met him i would feel this big hole in my heart that Riley has filled with goodtimes. I think i wouldnt be as happy as i am now, and i would miss him if i never knew him. He's truely one of the most AMAZING people in the world, *yes he even outbeats Johhny Depp. although i'd take Johhnys looks anyday...sorry riley*
Girls watch out this guy is a ninja heart killa!!!! totally unattainable, don't try it. ;) his heart is reserved for someone special that he really likes who freaking needs to text riley up!! oh, and don't expect him to ask you to prom if he cant find a date as cool a
s me then i think im going to have to steal him or cut his throat with this little doggy --->Oh yeah.... beware silly bear.
and remember childrens. Riley is Secsy! d:
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